if u cant handle me at my worst then i completely understand bc i cant either
if you are a lil unsure about your outfit just remember rupert grint went to his first premiere wearing this
I love how in Jurassic Park everyone always seems so shocked when the dinosaurs start attacking people like u went to an island full of dinosaurs idk what your expectations were mate but that’s pretty much standard dinosaur behaviour
'you shouldn't eat that it's too fattening/full of calories'
*proceeds to eat both food and person*
maybe the little bruises and cuts that show up on your body seemingly out of nowhere are actually little injuries that happened to your soulmate and you get the same marks on your skin as them
write a book
PLEASE WRITE A BOOK
do you type differently depending on the person you’re talking to
My grammar goes from formal essay to wat the fuck did u jst say u lil shit
i need more redeeming qualities my amazing sense of humor isnt getting me anywhere
just so we’re clear, i use
as gender-neutral and affectionate names
don’t forget son
What am I forgetting dad
You have forgotten who you are, and so forgotten me.
is pushing people away considered a special talent because i think i’m really good at it
do you guys even understand?
you are opening and closing your mouth… making noises and syllables
and absolutely all of it makes no sense but it does because we’ve applied meanings to those sounds but
they mean n o t h i n g
We are getting too self aware guys.
this is the most mindfucking post ive ever read.
it gets even scarier when you think of singing